"I don't believe in marriage."

After Angelina Jolie announced she was pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby, the world assumed the pair would immediately get hitched. Instead, Brad told Esquire they wouldn't wed until everyone who wanted to marry could do so. Charlize Theron has made the same statement, and countless other stars, such as Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, have simply claimed marriage isn't for them. Enough already with the non-marriage marriages!