Comas, tornados, pregnancy, infidelity, a pill popping husband and burning down the neighbor's house... this Desperate Housewife has pretty much survived almost anything life might throw at you and then some! But don't feel too bad for Susan. She is the neighborhood gossip after all and no one likes a busybody. It's just a shame this TV mom doesn't live by the advice our mothers' gave us: "If you don't have anything nice to say about someone, don't say anything at all." Sorry, Susan, the truth hurts! P.S. You're crazy!