It's Thanksgiving, bitch, and how could we possibly name celebs we're thankful for without including the Queen of All Gossip, Ms. Britney? With Britney's bizarre antics, terrible driving, questionable parenting, and constant court dates, we know we would be bored to tears without having the tartlet around to write about. Also, who would those hoards of paparazzi chase around all day? Surely some of them would be out of a job. So thanks, Britney, for being our daily source of entertainment—and keeping half of California employed.