"I burned my [butt] on a cookie sheet once. I took a batch of cookies out of the oven and then went to move my portable dishwasher. I was only wearing a t-shirt because I was about to take a shower and I backed right up into the cookie sheet that was hanging over the edge of the range! The scar healed in a couple weeks. Thank goodness I didn't have any dates lined up!" —vacuumfreak


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