You're a has-been pregnant teen queen; your husband is a loser; and the only headlines you're making have to do with endangering the life of your child. The solution? Appear nude on a magazine cover in an all-new hair color. Britney's brunette makeover tells its own story, a last-ditch attempt to rekindle her former teen hottie status. While the look is dramatic, the makeover she really needs will take more than an intense dye job. And the jet black 'do is going to need lots of root touch-ups. Not the smartest idea when you are pregnant. But of course we wouldn't expect Britney to know that!